Lars Jacobsen sagitarrius
Instruments played-Tenor Saxaphone, Bass Clarinet, Clarinet, Flute, Organ, Harmony Singing
Distinguishing features-Long red hair, tallness, mild mannered, extreme patience MG on Lars-"Hold the elevator, boys, for it's Lars, Lars, Lars!" Listening to Lars- "The Music Has Gone Away" (from Serious Party 3), "Forever Weak" (from Mikenomics), "Why Are You So Good?" and the coda of "Stand Up" (from Strong Death), "Kinda Kinky" (from Serious Party 2) Lars also does his own thing which you can plainly hear for yourself at www.larsjacobsenmusic.com

Chris Moore capricorn
Instruments played-Guitar, Drummer-In-Reserve, Harmony Singing
Distinguishing features- Long red hair, even more patient than Lars, Detroit, he is also the only member of the band with offspring (that we know about). MG on Chris-"Why are you so good?" Listening to Chris - Just go directly to Chris' own site, forget all about The Mike right now, go here: www.mooresong.com

Ted Schreiber gemini
Instruments played-Bass, Harmony Singing
Distinguishing features-Slim and saucy. MG on Ted-"Operator! Get me Ted Schreiber!" Listening to Ted - "Passing" (from Serious Party 3), "789 Dollars That I Dont Have" (from Mikenomics) Ted also plays some crazy lap steel on "Northsix" (from "Serious Party 3), as well as some regular slide guitar on "Romeo" (from Strong Death) and "Smiling World" (from Mikenomics, he also plays bass on that song). But there's more to Ted which is why we refer you to www.myspace.com/tedschreiber

John Bollinger scorpio
Instruments played-Drumset, Antics
Distinguishing features- Stong, caveman-like arms, loose neck, pronounced shinbone. MG on John- "Aaaa-aaaaa-aaaiiii-aaaaaaaah" Also: "That John sure knows how to treat a cat!" Listening to John-The live show page. John also does these hard-to-describe performance art pieces and appears in films he collaborates with his partner Charity Macdonald.....you'd be wise to take some popcorn and licorice to www.myspace.com/goodboyandgirl